The dangers of smartphones in ancient Hellas?

Currently, I am completely swamped, so I'm going to have to take the day off. I'll be back tomorrow with actual words that say something meaningful about Hellenismos, but for today, please accept this comic by AT&T (of all companies!), with my apologies. It comes from here, and is hilarious. Note my views on Perseus and Médousa, please.

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